Too Old To Be Carded Birthday Card


  • 4.25″ w x 5.5″ h
  • Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • Pink square flap envelope
  • Inside blank

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A hilarious midlife birthday card!

Introducing Jones Street Press’s “TOO OLD TO BE CARDED” hilarious middle-aged Birthday Greeting Card.

The perfect greeting card for that friend navigating their entry into midlife. Whether in their late 30s or 40s., this hilarious card captures the essence of being stuck in the “messy middle.” Not old enough for the senior discount but long past the days of getting carded—life’s ultimate unfairness! Send this card to your bestie, sibling, college buddy, or anyone experiencing the ups and downs of midlife. It’s also ideal for the millennial who’s in deep age denial.

Each FUNNY 4.25″x 5.5″ folded greeting card is digitally printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a bright pink A2 square flap envelope.

Card wording:
“HAPPY middle age-ish BIRTHDAY! Too old to be carded. Too young for senior discounts.”

Blank Inside
Packaged individually in a clear sleeve

Designed by Chrissy (who is in the middle of the ride) in the Jones Street Press shop in Atlanta, Georgia.

Item Details

♦ Printed in the U.S.A.
♦ 4.25 w x 5.5 h
♦ Paper: Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
♦ Envelope: Bright Pink square flap
♦ Packaging: Cello sleeve
♦ Inside: blank
♦ Printing Method: Digital

♦ Ready to ship within 1-2 business days via USPS Mail.
Domestic orders can take up to 3-7 days.
International orders can take one to two weeks.

♦ Orders of one to three cards ship in a stamped envelope, with NO tracking. Orders of four or more will ship with tracking in a flat mailer.

♦ You may upgrade any order to shipping with tracking upon checkout.

♦ Great care is taken in packing to ensure the safest delivery possible.

♦ Jones Street Press is not responsible for orders that are damaged/lost in the mail. If you are concerned about receiving your order, we highly recommend you upgrade shipping.