Go Shorty It’s Your Birthday Card


  • 4.25″ w x 5.5″ h
  • Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • Kraft square flap
  • Inside blank

In stock

Go Shawty! It’s Your Birthday! We gonna party like…

Introducing Jones Street Press’s “GO SHORTY”, clever, historical, and millennial pop culture Birthday Greeting Card.

Perfect for the history-loving smarty pants in your life who revel in a hearty laugh on their special day! This witty and clever birthday card not only wishes a happy birthday but also playfully pokes fun at the myth of Napoleon’s height while giving a nod to 50 Cent’s iconic song “In da Club.” Spoiler alert: Napoleon wasn’t actually short! Discover more with a quick and fun historical briefing on the back of the card. Whether it’s your dad, your husband, your nerdy history-loving uncle, or any millennial who danced to 50 Cent’s beats back in their clubbing days, this card adds a touch of humor to the celebration.

Each CLEVER 4.25″x 5.5″ folded greeting card is digitally printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a Kraft A2 square flap envelope.

Card wording:
“GO SHORTY, it’s your birthday” with a portrait of Napoleon

Blank Inside
Packaged individually in a clear sleeve

Designed by Chrissy (who thinks Joaquin Phoenix was a great Napoleon) in the Jones Street Press shop in Atlanta, Georgia.

Item Details

♦ Printed in the U.S.A.
♦ 4.25 w x 5.5 h
♦ Paper: Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
♦ Envelope: Kraft
♦ Packaging: Cello sleeve
♦ Inside: blank
♦ Printing Method: Digital


♦ Ready to ship within 1-2 business days via USPS Mail.
Domestic orders can take up to 3-7 days.
International orders can take one to two weeks.

♦ Orders of one to three cards ship in a stamped envelope, with NO tracking. Orders of four or more will ship with tracking in a flat mailer.

♦ You may upgrade any order to shipping with tracking upon checkout.

♦ Great care is taken in packing to ensure the safest delivery possible.

♦ Jones Street Press is not responsible for orders that are damaged/lost in the mail. If you are concerned about receiving your order, we highly recommend you upgrade shipping.

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