Funny Menopause Birthday Card

$5.50

  • 4.25″ w x 5.5″ h
  • Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • Red square flap envelope
  • Inside blank

In stock

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A funny menopause birthday card for women!

Introducing Jones Street Press’s “YOU’RE HOT FLASHES,” hilarious middle-aged Birthday Greeting Card.

The perfect card for a friend, wife, or significant other going through menopause and experiencing the dreaded hot flashes. Your friend is HOT, without hot flashes. Hotness is a state of mind (and body now, apparently). Menopause and perimenopause are no longer a dirty little secret—but a shared experience that women are finally talking openly about. Celebrate this milestone with a card acknowledging their journey and offering a good laugh. This card is the ideal way to bring a smile to her face and let her know she’s not alone.

Each FUNNY 4.25″x 5.5″ folded greeting card is digitally printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a red A2 square flap envelope.

Card wording:
“HAPPY middle age-ish BIRTHDAY! You’re so hot! With or without the hot flashes.”

Blank Inside
Packaged individually in a clear sleeve

Designed by Chrissy (who thinks you’re one hot lady) in the Jones Street Press shop in Atlanta, Georgia.

Item Details

♦ Printed in the U.S.A.
♦ 4.25 w x 5.5 h
♦ Paper: Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
♦ Envelope: Red square flap
♦ Packaging: Cello sleeve
♦ Inside: blank
♦ Printing Method: Digital

♦ Ready to ship within 1-2 business days via USPS Mail.
Domestic orders can take up to 3-7 days.
International orders can take one to two weeks.

♦ Orders of one to three cards ship in a stamped envelope, with NO tracking. Orders of four or more will ship with tracking in a flat mailer.

♦ You may upgrade any order to shipping with tracking upon checkout.

♦ Great care is taken in packing to ensure the safest delivery possible.

♦ Jones Street Press is not responsible for orders that are damaged/lost in the mail. If you are concerned about receiving your order, we highly recommend you upgrade shipping.

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