Funny Divorce / Breakup Henry VIII Card


  • 4.25″ w x 5.5″ h
  • Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • Kraft square flap envelope
  • Inside blank

In stock

Introducing Jones Street Press’s “GIVE THEM THE AX”, clever and unique Breakup and Divorce Greeting Card.

The ultimate card to celebrate your friend’s newfound freedom post-breakup or divorce! If anyone knew how liberating a breakup, divorce, or annulment could be it was Henry VIII. This witty and clever card playfully touches on King Henry VIII’s penchant for giving the ax to his significant others while celebrating your friend’s newly single status. Send this card as a hearty and hilarious congratulations while offering support and encouragement during this new chapter.

The back of the card features a fun little historical breakdown about the monarch with the itchy annulment finger.

Each CLEVER 4.25″x 5.5″ folded greeting card is digitally printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a Kraft A2 square flap envelope.

Card wording:
“CONGRATS, on giving them the ax” paired with an illustration of England’s King Henry VIII.

Blank Inside
Packaged individually in a clear sleeve

Designed by Chrissy (who enjoys history) in the Jones Street Press shop in Atlanta, Georgia.

Item Details

♦ Printed in the U.S.A.
♦ 4.25 w x 5.5 h
♦ Paper: Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
♦ Envelope: Kraft
♦ Packaging: Cello sleeve
♦ Inside: blank
♦ Printing Method: Digital

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