Funny New Parent Card

$5.50

  • 4.25″ w x 5.5″ h
  • Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • Yellow square flap envelope
  • Inside blank

In stock

A funny new parent congratulations card!

Introducing Jones Street Press’s “A LOT OF SHIT,” funny New Baby Congratulations Greeting Card & New Parent Card.

Celebrate the arrival of baby with our hilarious greeting card, tailor-made for new moms and dads! Embrace the messy moments of parenthood with a touch of humor – because let’s face it, it’s not all Instagram-perfect! From sleepless nights to endless diaper changes, this card captures the essence of the toughest job on earth with a wink and a smile. Make the new parents laugh and let them know they’re not alone in this wild ride called parenting. Send them our card to celebrate the newest, sweetest, and sometimes stinkiest addition to their family!

Each WITTY 4.25″x 5.5″ folded greeting card is digitally printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a yellow A2 square flap envelope.

Card wording:
“YOU PUT UP WITH A LOT OF SHIT” paired with a cute illustration of diapers in pink, yellow, and blue.

Blank Inside
Packaged individually in a clear sleeve

Designed by Chrissy (who changed many a diaper) in the Jones Street Press shop in Atlanta, Georgia.

Item Details

♦ Printed in the U.S.A.
♦ 4.25 w x 5.5 h
♦ Paper: Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock
♦ Envelope: Yellow
♦ Packaging: Cello sleeve
♦ Inside: blank
♦ Printing Method: Digital

Shipping

♦ Ready to ship within 1-2 business days via USPS Mail.
Domestic orders can take up to 3-7 days.
International orders can take one to two weeks.

♦ Orders of one to three cards ship in a stamped envelope, with NO tracking. Orders of four or more will ship with tracking in a flat mailer.

♦ You may upgrade any order to shipping with tracking upon checkout.

♦ Great care is taken in packing to ensure the safest delivery possible.

♦ Jones Street Press is not responsible for orders damaged/lost in the mail. If you are concerned about receiving your order, we highly recommend you upgrade shipping.

Thanks for finding your way to Jones Street!

♦ Ready to ship within 1-2 business days via USPS Mail.
Domestic orders can take up to 3-7 days.
International orders can take one to two weeks.

♦ Orders of one to three cards ship in a stamped envelope, with NO tracking. Orders of four or more will ship with tracking in a flat mailer.

♦ You may upgrade any order to shipping with tracking upon checkout.

♦ Great care is taken in packing to ensure the safest delivery possible.

♦ Jones Street Press is not responsible for orders that are damaged/lost in the mail. If you are concerned about receiving your order, we highly recommend you upgrade shipping.